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A Hat in Time (2017)

Queen Vanessa hunting you after mission ends: I saw this happen only once, and it terrified me. When my cousin was playing A Hat in Time, he got to the end of the Vanessa mansion mission, but on the frame that he collected the hourglass, he paused and unequipped a badge (I think it was the anti bonk one). Then he unpaused, and the victory animation finished. When the ship hub loaded, there was no music and he had to avoid Vanessa in the ship, but even more intelligently than during the actual mission. We had to turn off the game for the day. —Paras

There are a couple of cheats you can enter with the "favorite sequence of letters and numbers" crow in the Murder on the Owl Express level. Most of the cheats only last to the end of the level.

Code Result
PIDGEON Increased jump height.
BOWLER Replace the detective hat with a bowler hat.
BANJO The potion hat readies faster.
You will know the cheat was successful because the crow's voice will have a slight pitch alteration after entering it. —ToadsworthC

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Crusader Kings III (2020)

If you send your steward to the holding of noble who owes you 10 favors, you will gain 3 times the normal amount of wealth from that county. —Pecan

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Minecraft (2011)

Many players are familiar with the random text that appears beside the Minecraft logo on the title screen. On certain days, namely Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's Day, there is a 1% chance that the text will read "now with chocolate chip!" —Jeepers.

During a warden attack, inputting the Konami code backwards thirty times will instantly kill the warden, as long as you are fast enough. This can be done on controller or keyboard (on the keyboard, use Enter for start and Space for select —Josh Crazen.

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RimWorld (2018)

Not a cheat, more of a resource management tip, but it's possible for a hungry colonist to very efficiently extract food from a nutrition dispenser by using drafting and pausing. Used this to feed animals with nutrition paste. —Army Lloyd

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UFO 50 (2024)

Mini and Max: Dog duplication & attic. It is possible to duplicate Max by getting him stuck under 3 pink bacteria (the kind that eats blocks) and then calling him with your whistle. A duplicated Max can be used to clip through a ceiling tile above Cecilia T. Fang the spider and reach the attic. —Charlie

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Yooka-Laylee (2017)

Secret power: One of Yooka's most used abilities is eating berries to absorb their element. However, there's a lesser known power that is only present in one level. If you go to Glitterglaze Glacier and go to the area where Dr. Puzz is standing, then walk to the back of the transformation raygun. Now, walk toward the base of the transformation raygun. It may take a few attempts, but if you get it right, you will clip into the ground and land in some water. From here, you should be able to rotate the camera and see where the secret berry bush is. It will have a purple color, and allow Laylee to take over as primary. —V. Banta

Third expansion to Moodymaze Marsh: If you roll in a circle around the large octopus-shaped boss building, then return to the level spawn without jumping, a new shopping cart NPC will appear and offer to expand the world. —Sanjay Kumar